Real things people said to me. My brain almost exploded when he said this. #ems #desk #school

Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic. The math wasn’t mathin. #ems #soap #showerSee more

Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic. You’d be surprised how common this is. #ems #eating #talkingSee more

Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic. Yes, people really do this. #ems #jellyfish #goldenSee more

Real things people did on 911 calls. Gonna go night night real fast. #ems #nitro #chestSee more

Real things I heard as a Paramedic. I’ve never wanted to leave a scene so quickly. #ems #baby #runSee more

Real things people said on 911 calls. I didn't sleep right for a week after this. #ear #ems #callSee more

#EMSgirl #EMT #EMS #EMTlife #humorSee more

Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic. This was a first…and hopefully last for me. #ems #ice #waveSee more

Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic. The crew was speechless over this one. #window #cooler #emsSee more

Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. I still think about this every day. #ems #firefighter #kneeSee more

Real things I’ve seen on medical calls. #ems #medical #fluidsSee more